by schlongmaster January 18, 2015
Get the Flying bird of Kansasmug. The penis fly trap is one of the worst things to befall on modern man. The penis fly trap is a defense mechanism used by women who are either frigid or just cruel. During the build up to the long awaited intercourse to escape the blue balls you've been afflictive with. Seconds before insertion The female states, 'actually I don't feel like it.' Now you have a rock hard catch of the day between your legs , With no where to go it just hangs there. trapped and dishearten it returns to the depths of whence it came. Ladies and gentleman I give you The Penis fly trap!
Guy 1: Dude I'm going to have to break up with her .
Guy 2: why, she giving you blue balls again?
Guy 1: worse, she used the penis fly trap!
Guy 2: dude she's like starlin dump her
Guy 2: why, she giving you blue balls again?
Guy 1: worse, she used the penis fly trap!
Guy 2: dude she's like starlin dump her
by Benbo swaggings May 15, 2016
Get the The Penis fly trapmug. 
1.Hyper-FLY-cemic adjective: The act of being super hot, sexy, and desirable; the act of stealing the show every time you walk through the doors. To be banging.
2.hyperflycemianoun: Similar to insulin shock, this state of being occurs when one encounters a super fly hottie and finds them self in a stupor. Like being blindsided with a bag of bricks.... very attractive bricks.
2.hyperflycemianoun: Similar to insulin shock, this state of being occurs when one encounters a super fly hottie and finds them self in a stupor. Like being blindsided with a bag of bricks.... very attractive bricks.
by celinalope October 26, 2007
Get the hyper-FLY-cemicmug. What you are called by a druken man at a baseball game, whom you are refusing to serve because he is clearly to drunk.
What do you mean I am to drunk to be given another beer? Who are you to tell me that you Flying fuck stick!
by Pandabear88 August 19, 2010
Get the Flying Fuck Stickmug. The act of skydiving from a high elevation while receiving a hand job from another male with duct tape or another sticky substance (gorilla glue) around the palm of the male whom is ejaculating his male partner.
Guy 1: Hay Jim, what did you and your boyfriend do this weekend?
Jim: We performed the art of the Flying Frindle TapeJob.
Guy 1: What?...
(Jim Removes Pants)
Guy 1: Why is your dick wrapped in gauze?
Jim: We performed the art of the Flying Frindle TapeJob.
Guy 1: What?...
(Jim Removes Pants)
Guy 1: Why is your dick wrapped in gauze?
by TheUrbanQuerebo February 19, 2011
Get the Flying Frindle TapeJobmug. one who drives a car that has an accessory (i.e. rims, or sound system) which is worth more than the car itself.
by Adam Bloody July 6, 2010
Get the stewy in a dummy-flymug.