John Edwards

Cuckoo. The pot calling the kettle black. A disgusting and hypocritical trial lawyer who got rich by sewing health care providers who is now ironically in the US Senate and running for President of the United States as a Democrat. Whoda thunk it? He attacked other rich persons, particularly George W. Bush for allegedly being out of touch with mainstream America, claiming he (Edwards) is “the only ‘real’ middle class American in the Presidential race,” yet he is not just one of North Carolina’s richest persons but considered the “most affluent” candidate in the running. He’s is a laughingstock, hypocrite and a liar.

John Edwards is among one of the groups of people that is most wrong with this country and wants to run for President. God help us.

by [e-mail] August 9, 2007

John Hitler

Hitlers unknown brother who got famous for dying while taking a shit

He's such a John Hitler

by GrandmaLlama April 6, 2016

john ryan

Another word for donut. Originated in the early 1950's. Became famous in homeless shelters, negro villages, and southern trailor parks. Eventually migrated into ritzier homes and villages by southern slave cooks.

Slave Number 8376540, this john ryan you cooked for breakfast just melts in my mouth!

by Diana Fairfield June 11, 2008

John Howard

The Prime Minister of Australia between 1996 and 2007. Holds the distinction of being both the second longest-serving PM and the second sitting PM to lose his seat. The worst thing to ever happen to Australia.

You know, you can say what you want about John Howard, but I bet he's sorry now.

by Shirty the Slightly Aggressive Bear March 10, 2008

John Wick

A person that has the ability to build a fucking mansion when getting shot at by an Assault Rifle and will have no mercy nor remorse when engaged in a fight. Or it could be a 12 year old kid who bought tiers using his moms credit card.

Person 1: Oh shit i see a John Wick. Person 2: Let him pass.

by Hella Bread June 1, 2018

john howard

Largely catering to pedophiles and "battlers", John Howard has single-handedly lead a nation back into consensual denial and racist delusion.

Calling John Howard a cunt is offensive to cunts

by BadBoyBubby July 15, 2008

John Cena

Getting an erection whilst in the middle of work or at any other awkward point much like when John Cena and Trish Stratus fought Beth Pheonix and Santino Marella. This is then very obvious but you continue anyway as if it was normal.

I was just sat there doing my data input when I got a John Cena.

by Loins13 February 13, 2009