girls with j names

some of the finest females you’ll ever meet that are completely clueless to you liking them.

“hey i kinda like this girl…”
“oh what’s her name?”
“jasmine.”
“oh don’t go after her.”
“why not?”

“because girls with j names take forever to realize you like them.”

by marian reind April 1, 2023

Name

Is that why you won't say my name Jordan? Cus they're pronouns?

Hym "Oh shit, I didn't think this through! He can't say pronouns! I'll change my name. It's Liam Hymen now. Call me Liam Hymen. That's a name... A real one.... I would know.. Cus it's MY name.... My name is Liam Hymen.

by Hym Iam January 18, 2023

Just a name

Submissive and Breedable femboy!!!

Person 1: Just a name is so submissive
Person 2: Kys

by RandomName985 January 18, 2023

The name Ocean

Ocean is hwot! But isn’t sexy.

“The name Ocean is a hot name.”

by Walter White. January 21, 2023

National Kiss Anyone That Names Starts With A P

Feb 6th is where YOU HAVE TO kiss anyone that names starts with a P.

Don't be shy.

Aubrey- Hey Patty its National Kiss Anyone That Names Starts With A P....
Patty- Oh..
*they kiss*

by theonewhocaresaboutyou February 4, 2023

A Mouse Named Lori

someone who is abusive and hates women (Rafael)

“It’s okay a mouse named lori”

by strxwmochi February 12, 2023

Name stabbing

When someone emphasizes your name at the end of their sentence to "stab" you with the fact that they are speaking to you in an annoyed or condescending manner.

Why did you do that, KAREN?

I can't believe you actually did that, STEVE.

Don't talk to me anymore, JILL.

I don't know, MARGO.

I'm making my point by name stabbing you, FRED.

by jextipose February 13, 2023