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hoe muscle

when you sex a lot, you're working your hoe muscle.

a hoe muscle is gender neutral.

you can work your hoe muscle in a bed, on a couch, on the floor, etc.

You wouldn't traditionally work your hoe muscle at the gym, but you can.
Damn, do you see that fine piece of ass? I'd work my hoe muscle for that!

That chick did Tom, Dick and Harry, she givin' her hoe muscle a work out!
by nisee January 25, 2013
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Hoe Plob

Two words that rhyme with blow job. Used when excitedly telling your friends how you got a blow job while there are children around.
Two friends at one of the guys younger sisters birthday party.
Guy 1 (near little boys): Yo breh, so I got a hoe plob from my girlfriend yesterday on the roof of her house!

Guy 2 (astonished): Dood you totally did not.
by Draxxul June 28, 2012
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Grub Hoe

Also the name of a gardening tool, a grub hoe is a really dirty girl who is willing to do anything (and i do mean anything) for sexual intercourse.

A dirty whore.
Becky is such a grub hoe, did you hear what she did for Ben last night?

You nasty grub hoe! That's disgusting!
by spaciousbee August 6, 2013
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hoe crazy

(1) A subjective term used to describe an escort, call girl, porn star or any other sex worker who has lost grip with reality and can no longer separate her own life from her "work" life.
(2) Having an obsession with all things related to the sex industry.
(3) Being so involved in the sex industry that you can no longer have normal, intimate relationships.
"That girl is ruined. You can't date her, she's hoe crazy."
"She's been selling her ass so long, she's straight hoe crazy. She treats everyone like a trick."
by BBS2 September 22, 2013
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demi-hoe

A person who thinks like a hoe but doesn't act like one or vice-versa
I'm not a hoe I'm a Demi-hoe because I post bible verses on Facebook.
by Horhay von lichtenstien October 21, 2013
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Bootlegged Hoe

being an extremely ugly and useless hoe.
"Ayyyyye Bra!! Did you hear about that girl Chasity?"

"Yeah bruh I heard that she be a bootlegged hoe!!"
by ahhhhhhhhhhbruuuh June 15, 2012
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Photo hoe

A person who act self consciously yet at the same time takes and posts pictures of them self constantly and excessively.
She's always talking down about herself yet she has over a hundred photos of herself all over the wed, Laurin Marlette is such a photo hoe!
by 123456yomomma123456 January 2, 2012
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