Smash Phone

When someone says something gross through text or call. Just generally through the phone. Your reaction would be to immediately say smash phone

"look Ken sent me sext. Gosh smash phone."

by nixymushy April 22, 2020

Pick up the fucking phone now!

When a totally unexpected or improbable event occurs and you must let all other relevant parties know as soon as possible.

*Spack No.3 appears in CoD Deathchat compilation on Youtube*

Spack No.2: "Jack, pick up the fucking phone now!"

Spack No.1: "What phone?"

Spack No.2: "Your phone!"

*Phone rings*

by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2024

phone pull

When u stand at the edge of a tall place, throw your phone up and jump down to catch it.
(Another form of self-harm or suicide)

"Bro imma bout to throw a phone pull there."

by Milly_hmz May 3, 2024

Phone

What ur mom blames everything on

me: mom i bullied in school
Mom: its because of that DAMN PHONE!!!

by Didipohi1211 January 4, 2024

Poon Phone

A phone containing many contacts which provide a good chance of getting some poon/vagina/snatch often made at late night summons. The poon phone is used to arrange clandestine sexual liaisons on an ad hoc basis (just a plain old-fashioned "let's fuck").

Can I use Bob’s cell to get some women over at this party? I hear he has a poon phone!

I have seven sluts on my contacts list; does this mean I have a poon phone?

by PoonDaPoon! June 13, 2011

Fritzl phoning

When you hold someone against their will on the phone.

Crazy gf- 'No you are not allowed to hang up on me or I will lose my shit'
Nonchalant bf- ' you are fritzl phoning me'

by Stephaniekate88 March 6, 2017

The Phone

When you are being investigated through your phone by, you guessed it, law enforcement; ie the Coast Guard.

He doesn’t know they are following through the phone.
What do you mean? Yeah they spoof the number and the iTunes account syncs.

by Cats are all gray now July 13, 2024