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Haven site master

The ultimate council estate boss. The type that owns the Haven caravan site. Usually defined by the name “Kacey-Leigh” or “Tanya-Jade”. Has to shout their 9 kids at a minimum of 245 decibels - enough for their voice to cause a 6.8 magnitude earthquake.
Orrrrr nahhh, look at that haven site master over there
by TheMask00_1 May 11, 2025
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Master Jay

Master jay is the world's greatest hypnotist/content creator. Everyone loves him
"Hey dude, do you know Master Jay?"
"Yes, he's so hot"
by Crazy_Omen September 22, 2022
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master jizzer

one who can cum at large distances, perhaps 5 to 6 feet
that master jizzer got cum in my eye from across the room!
by literalmfmom February 20, 2017
mugGet the master jizzermug.

finger master blaster

An Asian guy fingering a Caucasian guy's anus.
Liam, don't finger master blaster me now, we're in public.
by Svendpai March 3, 2017
mugGet the finger master blastermug.

logang master

A big guy with blonde hair that always screams in the beginning, and also has a dwarf friend.
by tmkenneth August 8, 2020
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dirty master

When a black slave owner shoves a shoe in his asshole while preforming a lobotomy to his pregnant step daughters dirty nigger slave and simultaneously repeatedly punches his balls until they have a consistency of whipped cream then pours it out on his biggest slaves child while sleeping in a pig pen.
Slave 1: i hope massa Bartholomew buys me.
Slave 2: no i heard he is a dirty master.
by massa Bartholomew sinclair February 9, 2024
mugGet the dirty mastermug.

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