(Grid • dy - Male)
The highest rank of male, those who have ascended manhood. Those who are tall, attractive, get all the woman, and most importantly… hit the griddy (like that dance from fortnite, aka, the dance that goes “right foot creet”).
The highest rank of male, those who have ascended manhood. Those who are tall, attractive, get all the woman, and most importantly… hit the griddy (like that dance from fortnite, aka, the dance that goes “right foot creet”).
Me: I am a Griddy Male
Mother: You killed your father with a shotgun, what are you doing?!
Me: The griddy mom, I am a griddy male after all
Mother: Stop this! I’m calling the police!
Me: Gridma Male…
Mother: You killed your father with a shotgun, what are you doing?!
Me: The griddy mom, I am a griddy male after all
Mother: Stop this! I’m calling the police!
Me: Gridma Male…
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You mean the same Chris that asked you on a date and then called you a whore for rejecting him?
Yeah.
You mean the same Chris that asked you on a date and then called you a whore for rejecting him?
Yeah.
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