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Magic

That moment when cramming for a math test, some spirit goes "that bitch has been trying for long enough" and then suddenness everything makes since now
I can't figure out my math homework!! *magic* OMG I GOT IT!!!
by Don't drop that November 17, 2014
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Jack's Magic Beanstalk

An erect penis. Made famous by Jonathon Moxon in Varsity Blues.
Friend 1: I wonder what another word for an erection is?

Friend 2: How about Jack's Magic Beanstalk?
by !@Nn34 March 3, 2022
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simply magic

The art of failing to create an optimized modpack
Simply magic is really unoptimized
by TotallyNotMerj October 21, 2017
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magic balls

used to refer to a man who lasts longer in bed than a woman.
julia, mike has some real magic balls!”
by stoopidass March 24, 2019
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Nintendo Magic

A moment in any Nintendo game when the entire world seems to have teamed up against you. Generally used in instances of multiple cheap items used upon a player in Mario Kart, especially in the third lap when less than 30 feet from the finish line and in first place.
"I was in first place until Nintendo Magic happened to me."

Friend 1: "Blue Shell, POW block, and lightning all at once?!? And ten feet to the finish! How the hell is that possible?!?!?

Friend 2: "Nintendo Magic"
by ravensfreak December 29, 2010
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magic dirt theory

Likely a strawman created by the far right to make racial/ethnic egalitarians look like silly, naive magic believers.

Guessing that this theory states that people's behavior are determined by the location they're in through "magic". Pretty much no one actually believes that people will change behavior once they enter an area. The far right can't actually "prove" their "superiority" so they have to compare themselves to made up magic believers even stupider than them to give them a false sense of intelligence. If you see someone use this term against you, that's a sign that they're just a troll who just want to make you mad.
A: "Different races and ethnicities are still part of the same species. Any non appearance or cultural based differences are too small to count any race or ethnicity as actually better than others."

B: "ANOTHER BELIEVER IN MAGIC DIRT THEORY AND ANOTHER LIBTARD EPICLY PWNED!!!"

A: "'Magic Dirt Theory'? The hell's that? Some strawman you created?"

B: "HOW ARE YOU SO DUMB AS TO NOT KNOW THE THEORY YOU BELIEVE IN? CAN'T EXPECT SHIT FOR A LIBTARD EMPHASIS ON THE L AND THE TARD"

A: "Another day another troll"
by Silicosis9324 July 19, 2024
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Jimmy's magic patch

Describes a fabric patch with mismatched patterns that's been sewn onto damaged fabric to fix the clothing. British WW2 slang named after a comic strip called "Jimmy and his Magic Patch" that appeared in The Beano in 1944, a story about a schoolboy who frequently time-traveled by accident thanks to a patch sewn on the back of his school trousers.
My jacket's right elbow ripped, but luckily, I sewed it up with Jimmy's magic patch.
by animalhairlinejonson September 22, 2021
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