meat saber sucking Jedi ass-master

Anyone who has ever refered to themself as a Jedi, dressed up like a Star Wars charater, or can't go more then two seconds without mentioning anything from the Star Wars universe. These lowly creatures can often be found in their parents house watching any or all of the Star Wars movies for the fiftith fucking time this month. Often they can be found in possesion of copeous amounts of memoribilia, especially one of those goddamn plastic light sabers.

My friend at work is cool, but all he ever talks about is Star Wars. What a meat saber sucking Jedi ass-master.

by angryboy July 24, 2006

master debater

1) concrete n.: One who is excellent at debating
2) SLANG concrete n.: Used to describe one who masturbates in NSFW speech where the term masturbator is not permitted.

1) Historian: Lincoln is my favorite president. He was a master debater.
2) Johnathon is always twitching and he sounds like a pervert.
The boss is coming! I think he's a mastur-... master debater.

by VbPeppermint December 25, 2007

Master Kink

A master kink is when someone enjoys to get called master or gets turned on by it. Usually people that like this are very weird and need therapy.

“Xyo and Zen have a master kink.”
“Ew, they like to get called master?”

by megaalphabones December 5, 2021

Chinese Riddle Master

while haveing sexual intercourse you defikate on your hand and write a riddle with your partners back with your feces

Tim: Yo guys i just gave my girlfriend Meredith a Chinese Riddle Master

by God zack June 6, 2009

master and commander

To cut someone off mid sentence when they're more knowledgeable or superior in rank.

A "You turn left at the traffic lights then..
B "No you turn right at traffic lights"
A "did you just master and commander me?"
B "well you are from around here, so i suppose so"

by Haylon June 11, 2006

Master Criminal Boyz

Also known as MCB, is a criminal street gang in Kansas. MCB is a Sureno gang with ties to California Sureno gangs. They operate mostly in Dodge City KS and Garden City KS. The main rivals are the Nortenos based gang DV. MCB members participate in robbery, homosexuality, prostitution, and battery. The color they use is blue. Members are generally peacefull and dont engage in violence. Symbols of MCB include XIII, the number 13, and SUR. Members are often known to give information and cooperate with police.

What up ese?

Nothing much ese just staying true to Master Criminal Boyz!!

by Avenging_Rob89 October 12, 2008

master twatsman

The creator of the 43 rules of twatsmanship layed down for the ages.

Rule #17-If you see a twat in the wilderness, run away, no good can come from wild twat.(Or can it?)
Rule #34-If the twat says seriously, she redeclares herself a twat.
(These rules are not to by used outside the master twatsman, and the master twatsman inc.)

by Juddsy Boges June 27, 2007