Matthew

Funny guy, loves music and loves your fathers big cock.

Look he’s jerking off your dad, he must be a Matthew

by Super idol November 21, 2021

Matthew

A tall blonde Gyrosexual apparently

Matthew! Stop drinking the green liquid hand wash in a sexual way!

by hollowknightenjoyer July 07, 2022

Matthew

Sex god, Top DJ who gets all the single mums!

And that’s the T! ✌️

Do you see that guy over there with the single mums!

He is such a Matthew!

by DJ_Lawless November 24, 2021

Matthew

Matthew is the type of person so gag on a cock. A Matthew will usually not have a knee. He is a park random and can’t dribble and gets boxed by as2 play shots. Matthews are generally super fucking bad at video games.

Matthew’s gay

by Your momv2 November 29, 2021

Matthew

A very pogchamp person

Wow that guys is so pogchamp, he must be a Matthew

by sh1tter April 06, 2021

Matthew

Matthew is the type of dude to play fortnite while his girl with the big tits is riding the pony on his enchanted sword and his friend Dixon cider lives in a mini bus and likes to play charades with his nans ex boyfriend

Person No.1 : Damn that guy looks like a Matthew

Person No.2 : Yeh I bet his southern regions r covered in freckles

by Emogirl69 ;) July 24, 2020

Matthew

Matthews are babs... thats all

BABS matthew

by soontm January 20, 2021