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How long Tom Holland Simps live

Tom Holland Simps live 5-15 years
How long Tom Holland Simps liveOMG YOUR A Tom Holland Simps love 5-15 years you are going to die
by Tom Holland Sucks March 9, 2022
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Long Donking

When you go to town on a girl with your long Dank all night long.
Yo Davie was out Long Donking his girl all last night she aint been movin for days yo.
by JBopizzle April 20, 2011
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The Long

Something that takes longer to read, watch, or write
Usually taking more than 2 hours

Someone who has achieved reading, watching, or writing said long thing
Have you achieved The Long yet?

Have you become one with the Long?
by Link Linkus Binkus January 14, 2022
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Matt Long

To chuck a Matt Long is to call in sick numerous times a year
Matt being an acronym for Missing all the time
I really can't be fucked going to work today, I might just chuck a Matt Long
by Ididnothaverelationswiththatwo December 12, 2023
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long zebras

A long necked zebra. People may think that it is labelled a ‘giraffe’ but that is completely a myth and those people that think lOnG nEcKeD zEbRaS are giraffes are completely ironic. Obviously, long necked zebras are the king of animals and should be hailed as god throughout the world. A zebra that is thought to be a giraffe wearing white and black bow ties, but is really a zebra that has a long neck. Praised by many is this long necked zebra. It lives everywhere including under your fingernails because they kicked the giraffes out.
‘ Oh my, is that a giraffe?’
“No, it is just a long necked zebra”

Definition of a long zebras: A supposedly giraffe but is really a zebra with an incredibly tall and sturdy neck that is used for preying on poor, greedy, and selfish humans. Can be tamed but will eventually grow wings and fly away if kept in captivity for too long. Tie up with chains made out of cheese for they are allergic to dairy.
by Flyingteakettle July 24, 2021
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long body lili

an annoying person, with spider legs that are 81 inches long, he can either be a boy or a girl just depends if it’s trans but anyways, you get the point.
OMG she is spider legs it must be a long body Lili.
by ejjsoendnjzos February 1, 2020
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