A Cock. A. Long is a british french algerian undercover coppa/MI6 agent who finds their target so funny they cannot follow through with their assignment to arrest or assasinate.
by BONDY95 March 30, 2025
Get the Cock. A. Longmug. by cOoL 538836652 September 9, 2021
Get the National long hair people daymug. If you have this name you are probably a gourmet foods teacher at a high school in northern Virginia with a widows peak, 4 o clock aftershave, fairly hairy arms, cargo pants and obsession with younger boys. If this man is your teacher hide your wangs in your pants and make sure not to pop a boner in class or else he might pop a boner in you.
by MonkeyLadie July 2, 2016
Get the david longmug. The long distance goatee is grown when a guy enters a long distance relationship with a girl who moves away. It's the intermediary to the break up beard and the guy will be able to grow in the sides of his face easily once she dumps him.
Joe grew a long distance goatee when his girlfriend moved to Reno. He new he was getting dumped soon so he wanted to be able to grow a beard at a moments notice.
by Waltz69 July 12, 2015
Get the long distance goateemug. Usually a kid that is 13 or under that is Asian who is most likely Christian and has many other Asian friends
Long is my best friend
by A BlackPink fan December 29, 2020
Get the Longmug. 
by big booty HOpe March 23, 2017
Get the pippy long cockingsmug.