bi lesbian 

A woman or woman-aligned person who chooses to reclaim the lesbian label due to bisexual women being excluded from the lesbian community in the 1970s by TERF groups. This can also describe someone who have a very low attraction to men, or someone who puts an emphasis on their attraction to women/women-aligned people.

Amanda: I am a bi lesbian, which means that to me, my attraction to women is more present to my attraction to men.
Mary: I am a bi lesbian due to me being excluded from spaces because of my attraction to multiple genders by TERFs.

bi lesbian by qhistory May 26, 2020

Laptop Lesbian 

A woman who can only give voice to her lesbian impulses on-line or via email.

Bonnie's such a tease. She's been sending hot emails to Sandy for weeks, but when they ran into each other at Matt's party, like nothing happened. Bonnie's a total laptop lesbian.

Laptop Lesbian by Marty G. December 10, 2007

six-pack lesbian 

a woman who claims she is straight and maybe even has a boyfriend, but sometimes gets drunk and has had sex with other women, and then if confrontend about their ambiguous sexuality claims that it doesn't count because they were drunk.

Joe:your girlfriend got drunk last night at the party and fucked my girlfriend. she's a lezzy!
Bob:she says she's not gay, she just does that sometimes when she's drunk.
Joe:yeah, well she's a six-pack lesbian

six-pack lesbian by slapphappyseven December 9, 2008

Pseudo Lesbian 

Besides women slapping men is probably the reason why said women can't get anymore men, thus having to divert their attentions to rug munching and wearing dungares and short hair cuts.

If you have done none of the above three things then you have no right to refer to yourself as a 'lesbian'. Henceforth you shall be referred to as a 'Pseudo Lesbian' one who subscribes to the ideology of muff diving but isn't hardcore enough to dive into the dark abyss of the muff.

You are the Mussolini to Rosie O'Donnells' Hitler, the Chairman Mao to Ellen Degeneres' Josef Stalin, hang your head in shame and know that henceforth you shall no longer be welcome in San Francisco or certain parts of New Orleans.

Lindsey Lohan is a Pseudo Lesbian.

Pseudo Lesbian by ipo1107 May 24, 2009

Pansexual Lesbian 

A contradictory sexuality. A pansexual is attracted to everybody; whereas a lesbian is an identifying female exclusively attracted to other identifying females.

It invalidates the existence of actual lesbians and should be considered offensive, but it's not because people like to pick and choose their battles.

A: I sexually identify as a pansexual lesbian.
B: That makes no sense, but you do you.
A: Cancelled! :)

Pansexual Lesbian by NailSandwichEater420 March 28, 2022

gay lesbian 

To act lesbian like but not really be a lesbian. The fact that the lesbian is gay makes her straight.

Kristin is such a gay lesbian when she is around Amelia!

gay lesbian by Sir Anderson December 28, 2007

Chopstick Lesbian

An Asian lesbian

Yo that Asian girl is a chopstick lesbian!

Chopstick Lesbian by chopstickzzzz August 15, 2017