justin bieber

justin bieber is nothing but a dumb guy who lookes sexy, and winks at almost every girl he sees. i mean, he doesn't even write his OWN SONGS. he just pays somebody to write them, sings them and then makes a music video where he acts nice to a girl and then they get kidnapped and t was HIS idea. well, it weren't. it were his managers idea. hullo!! as if its cool. and if somebody read this post and thinks i'm mad, then look at your face in the mirror. bielibers suck. didn't he get ARRESTED?? and didnt he shave himself?? i puked. sooooorry justin, but you suck.

guy 1: isn't that justin bieber tickets you have in your hand??
guy 2: yeah you wanna come to the concert with me??
guy 1: seriously, you like BIEBER??
guy 2: ummm no, im just gonna throw some...tomatoes!!! on him, you know??
guy 1: you'll surely kiss them first.
guy 2: uum well... you wanna come?? he lets the first 5 fans come in to meet him.
guy 1: we must hurry!!
guy 2: pick you up in 20 min :)

guy 1: sure, just have to get my knife

by IKnowPeopleWhenISeeThem April 14, 2019

Justin

He’s probably already taken. He’s cracked at fortnite.

This is my friend Justin, he’s already taken, and he’s CRACKED at fortnite my guy.

by Porch licker February 12, 2021

Justin So

Justin So is a cool kid that has the brain

Oh hey do u like Justin So
No, i Dont because my name is miguel

by diaperboobooeggshijustin June 20, 2022

Pulling a Justin

When you’re in COD and you get carried by your teammates but say you contributed because you did a lot of damage.

Hey can you get some kills, you’re pulling a Justin

by SonOfKnut March 12, 2024

justin gary

A gay kid that play pubg and gets no girls

Hey wanna play pubg justin gary
Hell yeah ím gay

by Pubg trash May 14, 2018

Justin

In brawlhalla, a justin is a mordex main who will continually try to start combos with nlight.

This guy is suck a justin

by Actua_quaryx June 17, 2022

Justin

Not guilty or something. He's been exonerated. Still not as good of a writer as me BUUUUUUUT technically no one is better. Well, the people who are better are dead. You know, like Shakespeare, Dante, ect. But I'll get there.

Hym "BREAKING! Justin is found innocent. I still wrote half the jokes in Season 3 of Solar Opposites (The highest rated season by far) but at least he didn't do the thing that bitch said he did. And now that you're out, I'd like to, once again, offer my services. Write for your show, fuck you open relationship girlfriend. I'm great at everything! I can do it all. And I'm here if you need me."

by Hym Iam March 22, 2023