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July 29th, 2023

A very fucked up day.
Joe: I- i- I can't believe my son died...

Pete: yeah... least it's not July 29th, 2023...
by BigBoyEatz July 29, 2025
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July 30th

National send your boyfriend your burps & a video of shaking ass
My boyfriend has a bump from July 30th
by GolfHoser July 29, 2025
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July 31st

National flash your boyfriend and sit on his face day
I’m gonna sit on my boyfriends face and then flash him because it’s July 31st
by GolfHoser July 30, 2025
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Canadian Fourth of July

When you shoot maple syrup out of your rectum after a butt chug of syrup while smoking a joint of the devils lettuce
Dude did you Tommy Did a Canadian Fourth of July to celebrate that was wild.
by Triple D the stevia daddy August 8, 2025
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4 July

Also known in another universe as “let’s punch people with cutesy names infinite times till they’re injured” day.
The person getting punched will keep telling you to stop over and over again until you finally realize that you’ve hurt their feelings.
It’s funny to most people but bullying and disrespectful to some who think childish people (including over 18s) should be respected.
Can be done with people whose names are Tommy, Edie, Quinn, Tia, etc.
Braylee: *whistles in the street*
*3 people come with clenched fists*
Braylee: huh?
3 people in unison: HELLO, SOMEONE TOLD US YOUR NAME IS BRAYLEE AND YOU ARE SO DAMN CHILDISH, RIGHT? IF YOU FOUND US HERE, WE’RE GONNA PUNCH YOU BECAUSE IT’S PUNCHING PEOPLE WITH CUTESY NAMES UNTIL YOU’RE INJURED IN A LOOP DAY. TODAY IS 4 JULY 2025.
Braylee: because I’m 15 and have a cute name and… …I’m hyperactive?
Person 1: YES. AND AS WE SAID, IT WILL NEVER END
Braylee: What? NO, please do not do this, or I’ll call my uncle…
Person 2: WE’RE GONNA DO IT EVEN IF YOU TELL YOUR UNCLE ON US.
*the three people started punching her repeatedly*
Braylee: STOOOOOOP, STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP YOU’RE HURTING ME, THIS IS NOT FUNNY! THIS IS JUST BULLYING A INNOCENT ENERGETIC PERSON!!
*the three people laugh anyways as they beat her to a pulp even though until she called her uncle*
by shabnamfan2007 September 3, 2025
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No Poop July

In the pandemic, a cornball on TikTok posted a video that said that supposedly, Would not poop for a month. Even tought he faked it. The trend "#nopoopjuly#" spreaded rapidly. This trend revived 2 TIMES.

I really hope #nopoopjuly does not return..!
Cornball:Yo, im going to do no poop july
Guy:what?
Cornball:yes, im not sh**ing for a month
Guy:SEE Y0u 0N Th3 0TH3r SID3
by XD_1234 September 19, 2025
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Julie

Julie is an angel sent from heaven, She is like Jesus but with tender petite titties, her heart is bigger than our sins. It is hard not to fall in love at first sight.
Guy: let me hit this girl
Girl: Please don't hit me
Julie: Don't hit her
Guy: Ok, i apoligise
by DrZeusInTheHouse October 18, 2025
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