Literally so perfect, has a bit of a higher pitched voice but sounds sweet. He is very tall and sporty with an amazing body. His hair is fabulous and soft and you will always just want to run your hand through it. He is so caring and sweet and if you’re special to him he will do anything to protect you. If you cry, he’ll cry. If you are happy, he’s happy. He’s the most perfect person you will ever meet and you will never forget the time you had with him, he’s so funny and can make hilarious faces. He’s gorgeous and amazing.
by GIDDY UP BITCH April 7, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. 
When a man splurges in his pants from minimal sexual activity as a needed pent up release due to sexual abstinence. Often when at a Vegas club, wanting to get down on the dance floor, slightly passionate kissing, etc etc etc. Or in a little Vegas Chapel. Happens often in Provo Utah.
by Jazzy J dog May 28, 2017
Get the Jordanedmug. by anonymous April 7, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. To look common sense in the face, and doing the opposite. To be given the answer and not realizing it.
Today at work, I Jordaned the shit out assignment I was given. I didn't realize there was a second page to the report, and missed what I needed to do
by Sage on the stage October 14, 2021
Get the Jordanedmug. An enby that is wanted by every woman who has ever seen them. Gets laid very often and has a VERY huge penis. They're extremely good looking. They have the most gorgeous eyes in the universe and has been told to be a model. But spits game like a champ.
by indirecterection October 9, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. by BROTHER JIT May 29, 2022
Get the Jordanmug.