jew glomp

The act in which anyone aggressively jumps on money.

Did you see that dude jew glomp that quarter?

by Anal_Assassin May 7, 2018

jew hoe

Bridgette

Bridgette is such a Jew Hoe

by Ayhce February 13, 2017

jew henshaw

A Jew of English origin

What a Jew Henshaw

by ThatSmartAssGuy March 8, 2017

cannoe jew

the opposite of boat Mormon

I am not a cannoe jew

by cracked7toilet December 2, 2019

Jew minute warning

When ur having sex with a Jew and his/her dad comes home and neither of you realize until he’s walking up the stairs.

Friend: I heard u had sex with that Jewish chick last night, huh?

Guy: Yeah, it kinda sucked, though. Right as I was about to finish I got hit by a Jew minute warning

by MackZee February 2, 2020

Jew out 9

Jew out 9, when someone has fucked you over massively, it can only be described as a Jew out 9

Roy: ‘Dude, I was about to get laid last night and Roy cockblocked me again ffs!’

Mangus: ‘Well that’s a Jew out 9 isn’t it?!’

by Absoluteroaster69 April 24, 2020

Pit Jew

A jewish person who is good with cars and maybe part of a pit crew. Hence the rhyme Pit Jew instead of Pit crew

Man 1: Hey Im so glad we have schmuel on our pit crew hes so good we'll call him pit jew
Man 2: Ya man thats pretty cool

by ~!#!U#B!P February 12, 2020