Wiked Wood

When you and your buddies start a band but then end up in a circle jerk watching reruns of Seinfeld

Y'all wanna Wiked wood? Don't leave me hanging brother!

by Hulk Hoagie September 1, 2022

morning wood energy

Portmanteau of "big dick energy" and "wood energy" (feng shui). Having so much sexual energy it transforms the entire room.

Fahrrad got morning wood energy like he gonna wake up and change the world.

by bextra December 15, 2020

galvanized steel square, eco friendly wood veneer, expansion screws from aunt

basically trending architecture tiktok videos that oftenly use galvanized steel square, eco friendly wood veneer, and expansion screws from aunt for lil john's 1x1meter room

gf: how did you manage to expand this tiny room
lil john: i used some galvanized steel square, eco friendly wood veneer, expansion screws from aunt

by uhh! May 21, 2024

diesel wood

The state of arousal resulting from the rhythmic idle of a humvee diesel engine.

Riding in patrol all day gave me raging diesel wood.

by El_phantasmo January 14, 2016

Dominic Wynn Woods

Dominic Wynn Woods is UnderHated in the Hip Hop Community.

Dominic Wynn Woods is UnderHated in the Hip Hop Community.

by heynzen December 30, 2019

Rusty wooding

Having sex with a girl on their period and letting the blood dry on your peines

Oh my God me and my girl tried Rusty wooding it was great

by The mans dictionary June 18, 2023

Tiger Woods

a non-alcoholic combination of cola and diet cola, created and made popular by American philanderer Tiger Woods . An alcoholic version of the beverage is also known as a Tiger Woods.

Customer: “Barkeep, cola please! Half diet, half original recipe. Thank you.

Bartender: “Hey Buddy, next round save us both a little time and just ask for a Tiger Woods!”

by The Devil May Care Kid June 12, 2019