When retired seniors are "entitled" a) to have 6 hours of recreational screen time per day (e.g. to binge-watch T.V.), b) to Google for (or to watch) contents deemed inappropriate for the rest of the family — just because they have once worked hard for several decades in a row.
My grandpa calls it his 'self-reward' when he binge-watches six hours of his favorite shows, saying he’s earned it after decades of hard work!
by Emotional Cruiser November 13, 2025
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When your ripping your hog, you unleash a mighty rope that hits an arc and ends up in your own mouth after an egregious moan. Normally resulting in a naked lap around the neighborhood.
Guff : Bro I was watching Bonnie Blue Last night all pent up and accidentally ending up self sinking.
Max M: Bro I swear I thought I saw you butt ass booty naked on the corner of 4th and 5th street.
Max M: Bro I swear I thought I saw you butt ass booty naked on the corner of 4th and 5th street.
by Jaxson MF Dart November 20, 2025
Get the Self Sink mug.A person that strokes their own ego constantly by trying to build themselves up to others buy bragging about what they have and how great they are at everything.
That dude is a straight up self-fluffer that never stops bragging about how he is the big baller that has had ever woman in this town.
by ODGumby23 February 11, 2021
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Get the self dependent mug.Right but I didn't have to LEARN self control because I'm not a fucking retard, yeah? I was able to do drugs and drink without becoming addicted and I was able to quit without "giving myself to Jesus because my wife left me" because I'm not existentially weak.
Hym "Hey, you know how many steps it took me to stop doing drugs? 1. I just did it as a whim. The same way I became the greatest mind and writer in the history of humanity. That's called 'self control.' I didn't have to LEARN that. I can just DO that because I'm a genius."
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To not "Tap Tap" enough for males in the bathroom or outdoors.........
To not "Tap Tap" enough for males in the bathroom or outdoors.........
Barry was known for "self-anointing " .......his crotch was always damp & dark....
" Hey Barry.....you might want to Tap Tap a few more times....those Khakis reveal self-anointing" too well ! "
" Hey Barry.....you might want to Tap Tap a few more times....those Khakis reveal self-anointing" too well ! "
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