Midnight Red

A slang meaning when someone gets their period overnight.
Yo dude, I was over my girlfriends house and we were sleeping and all of a sudden she pulled a Midnight Red.
by Yololicious November 28, 2013
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red dildo

An adjective used to describe a situation in which everyone is in "fucked".

When yelled, it can be a warning to others to hide from someone who is not liked.
Someone yells "red dildo!" Dorm room doors slam shut.
by Jimbo Pierce November 02, 2007
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red scorpion

a red scorpion is when someone takes their dick and heats it up until it turns red then they shove venom (any from of venom works) into their penis hole and jack off untill they squirt out the venom.
Dude my dick still hurts from that red scorpion!
by carlayim popper September 30, 2009
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red ass

A highly agitated state as a result of being irritated and frustrated by somebody else's unreasonable actions.
Dude1: "I got some serious fucking red ass!"
Dude2: "What's up?"
Dude1: "My boss just told me I have to work the next ten days straight, or I'm fired."

by fiberBundle December 31, 2007
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Red Sox

The Red Sox are a group of fun-loving, honest, awesome idiots who want to have fun and have incredibly devoted fans.
But they only won 6 little pieces of ring-shaped material!
Maybe they should take after NYC and use steroids, or something.
Redsox=6 :)
Yankee=26 :(
by weregopher February 26, 2005
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Red Light

A lighted sign expressing that you should speed up and go through it.
by JessicaVanity August 08, 2007
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red sox

A baseball team thats for real. They dont take steroids and have better looking players than they gay ass yankees. Johnny Damon, Kevin Millar, Manny, Tim Wakefield...there all sexy. There is absolutly no one on the Yankees who is sexy. there all ugly suns of bitches. Boston is better than New York anyways, New York has wanna be gangsters and people who walk around saying, "I kill you motha fucka" where as in Boston people are actually smart and know who to play sports and win games without taking steroids and even though we just won a world series in the last 86 years, it doesnt matter that we won in 1918 because we have won the most recently.
by Red Sox Fan June 18, 2005
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