Human Beer Bong

A large woman lifts up a significantly smaller man and performs the rusty trombone. Literally holding the penis as the top of the funnel might be, and treating the asshole like end of the tube.

I quaffed six cherry coke and rums, induced vomit, closed my eyes, opened them, met an amazon looking woman, got in her car, and and when I come to, I'm being used as a human beer bong. Better than a blumpkin, I think

by Steak Salad December 18, 2012

The Human Centaurnipede

Term for the sex position in which a standing/leaning individual receives cunnilingus from someone crabwalking bemeath them

"My friend and i engaged in the human centaurnipede last night, and purt near broke the futon in the process."

by Fibbermcgee July 9, 2023

Human Giraffe

When you Poop,And Splooge in your Partners mouth at the same time while watching A Minecraft movie.

Hey Baby,Wanna Human Giraffe?

Not right now Mom. Im trying to Human Giraffe

by Hurdurdurdurdur88 April 26, 2025

human trailer hitch

When a girl is sucking your balls while she is in missionary with another guy.

Man...she was fucking my friend and then she started gobbling on my nuts like a human trailer hitch.

by MB One February 19, 2025

HUMANITY SLEEP CURSE

POOR IS A SIN.

Well you know all of these investments in society that are sitting idle and some not even being used at night as this HUMANITY SLEEP CURSE as they keep trespassing you out of being able to sleep where these who do so have a good night SLEEP so if society is going to change you may want to look at the GROSS TREATMEMT of these PARSIMONIOUS PIGS who crawl into their ESCAPE HATCH.

by DISTRAUGHT June 1, 2022

Human on anthro

Human on anthropomorphic animal in the form of sexual intercourse or romance. Not to be confused with beastiality.

“Dude, I looked at your search history… what’s human on anthro?”

“Oh it’s just furry shit. Furries having sex with humans.”

by ObamaSus April 30, 2022

Human Zamboni

The act of shoving push broom and floor squeegee handles into the anus and then walking backward to clean the ice between periods of a hockey game

"Want to go to Earl's party Saturday night?"

"Budget cuts to peewee hockey caused Wendell and I to volunteer as the Human Zambonis during the tourney. It takes a village dontcha know."

by moosedjelly February 6, 2025