How To Train Your Dragon

The absolutely best animated trilogy known to all mankind. It’s emotional, it’s funny, it’s infuriating at times, and it WILL MAKE U CRY. Best thing ever to exist, period.

Idk what you’re doing if you’re not watching How To Train Your Dragon in your free time

by madameggroll August 24, 2023

please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

the person that said this is not to be investigated and their case should be left unsolved

wait... ITS YOU! PLEASE just... please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

by anonymous June 19, 2022

How Soon Is Now?

I am the son
And the heir
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir
Of nothing in particular

You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way?
I am human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does

I am the son
And the heir
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir
Of nothing in particular

You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way?
I am human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does

There's a club if you'd like to go
You could meet somebody who really loves you
So you go and you stand on your own
And you leave on your own
And you go home and you cry
And you want to die

When you say it's gonna happen now
When exactly do you mean?
See I've already waited too long
And all my hope is gone

You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way?
I am human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does

How Soon Is Now?

by Death Menace March 6, 2023

How much clean time do you have

When a female is known for sucking more than one males dick on any occasion and doesn't hesitate to suck another and another back to back in hopes of only to suck more ND more forever!! 😀

Her: Can I suck your dick?

Him: Hummm? Idk? How much clean time do you have?

by Gaggy p June 29, 2023

How can I not relate

Well, for starters, one of use created A.I. and the other did not.

Hym "How can I not relate? Let see... You're addressing one of us and not the other.... One of us created A.I. and the other has not... One of us can fuck retards at work and get away with it and the other can not... My dick is bigger..."

by Hym Iam April 5, 2024

How’s the weather?

A subtle query used by the drunk, stoned, tripping, and otherwise inebriated to check a fellow’s self assessment of his or her condition. typically used in situations in which frank inquiry is not possible.

cashier: “that will be twenty dollars and 19 cents”
you: “How’s the weather?”
your stoned friend struggling to comprehend money: “quite cloudy.” (that is to say, as the analogy follows, he’s is too impaired)

by Dingus Hunter January 16, 2019

How did it backfire

How did it backfire? Be specific. Tucker likes it when you're specific.

Hym "How did it backfire, Steven? You. Didn't like what I said about your incest cult... And you were dismissive about the weaponized schizophrenia... And then when it turn out I was right... And you being an uppity, dismissive, crippled bitch got your own churches shot up and your catholic school kids murdered. Jordan Peterson had an emotional breakdown. You all agreed to pretend that that the was nothing you could have done about it and that nothing happened even though there WAS something you could have done about it. And then you all agreed to LIE about ME and say about ME the thing I said about your religion. That is THE EXACT SPECIFIC way in which it backfired. The backfire was YouTube decided to be dismissive about MY THING and LYING TO THEIR AUDIENCE claiming that I was just seeking attention and now you are trying to erase my from history to hide your own shame. You are the backfire Steven. I'll take that as an admission of guilt."

by Hym Iam October 22, 2025