put Her/Him To Sleep

1) When they fall asleep during sex and you still going

Homie 1: Where were u last night?
Homie 2: Yeah where were you Cameron?

Cameron: My sister was having trouble so i had to Put her/him to sleep
Homies 1 and 2: Oh okay

by oumpalumbalookingthangg May 6, 2019

"let mommy use her fingers"

what june gloom from sick animations says when her son is having a hard time getting hard

tanya: yo i think your dog is constipated
mike: come here roxi, "let mommy use her fingers"

by snootch87 August 20, 2008

ANNA IS THE BEST AND I LOVE HER

So basically when your in love with a person named Anna and you can't wait to marry her and cuddle her

Friend: "how is your girlfriend"
You: "ANNA IS THE BEST AND I LOVE HER"

by KillSwitchTheFirst April 28, 2021

I would use her shit for toothpaste

The ultimate expression of admiration or love for a girl who is so hot this is really the only fitting description.

Bro she is so hot I would use her shit for toothpaste.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Nut In her Kitty, Escape in the Two Fiddy

The act of ejaculating in the women and the escaping in your F-250 to avoid the outcome.

I didn't have a condom, so I just decided to nut in her kitty, escape in the two fiddy to avoid child support.

by friedtater69 December 1, 2021

playing boingo-boingo in her velvet underground

SEX!

Doin the dirty...

fucking around

being a 14 year olds mothers worst nightmare

Mom: Son, I don't feel that you should go to Sarah's tonight..

Son: Chill, mom, it's not like I'm playing boingo-boingo in her velvet underground!

by HOoooooch February 16, 2009

I'd eat the peanuts out of her shit

An expression used to signify the extreme hotness of a female.

Dude#1 "Mate check that bird out!"
Dude#2 "Holy fuck, i'd eat the peanuts out of her shit"

OR
Dude#1 "That bird off Desperate Housewifes is well sweet"
Dude#2 "She's so hot I would eat the peanuts out of her shit"

by Stephen Canavan June 29, 2006