Heelhypocrisy

Heelhypocrisy (noun)
When someone demands men be tall while wearing heels that add half a foot to their own height. Usually paired with statements like “I only date guys six feet and up” while balancing on four-inch stilettos.

“Bro, she’s five-three, wearing six-inch heels, and said you’re too short? That’s straight-up heelhypocrisy.”

by Sakurakage December 9, 2025

turf heed

Someone who is an idiot, prefferably with ginger hair, but can refer to all.

" haha look at that turf heed! "

by Bmxer_kid666 April 29, 2006

Cracked heel

When on a hot day you take just the heal out of your shoe

To air it out

1. Ohhh man it feels good to crack a heel after gym
2. Tommy had his heel cracked and it smelled nasty

Cracked heel

by Avp123 October 28, 2011

Edward heeroma

Gay, Twat, Trolley hugger, Idiotic, Smooth legged, Pickled face, shrimp sized, lolli-licker, pen pusher, arse licking son of a gun!

Omg Your so Edward Heeromaering

by Cokzilla95 December 2, 2011

Border heeler

Cross between a border collie and a blue heeler.

Did you see that pretty dog? Must be a Border Heeler

by skycody515 June 14, 2011

Midnight Heed

Australian Labor or Cross-bench politician who likes to hang out at a seedy motel and ply their craft at Midnight to journalists for a mention of their name on their blog or newspaper column.

"He, like the girls, seems to be reading this blog and paying midnight heed."

by Australian Liberal Party December 5, 2012

Cuban Heel

A heel of approximately two to three inches on a mans shoe or boot which enables him to reach the head hight of his lady friend

Jaysus holley maree muther look at the cuban heels on that short arse feergal there

by The Agent Provocateur April 26, 2016