sitting gay

when someone sits oddly in a chair. ex: hugging ones knee, sitting crisscross in inappropriate setting.

amy: did u see emily’s gay
bill: how do you know?
amy: she’s sitting crisscross applesauce in a school desk.
amy: she is sitting gay

by applesaucecoke October 16, 2020

Gay Bum

A bum that walks around with a slight smirk on his face, asking everyone in sight if they're gay. He will approach random guys, look around to see if anyone's watching, then point at them and ask "you gay?". Typically found in libraries, this one is best to be avoided.

Random Dude: Ah, finally an empty computer! Now to check my email...
Gay Bum: Sits down right next to him, rolls his chair closer and points. "you gay?".
Random Dude: Huh, who are you?
Gay Bum: Yeah, I figured you were gay..

by re3ja June 21, 2013

Triangle of Gay

When three guys (usually gay or bi) suck each others penises at the same time forming the shape of a triangle.

Damn bro, last night Joe, Rick, and I did the triangle of gay last night, you should have seen it.

by SexPositionMaker March 27, 2012

Conformist Gay

Being a Homosexual/Bi-sexual just to go the times, Or Only Homosexual by Association

Not Being born Homosexual, Being homosexual just to look cool/

-Another Form of being a Hipster.

Jane- yo is that dude Gay ??
Josh- na he jus Conformist Gay.
Jane- wow what a Fagget!!!
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Steve- Dude stop hitting on me, Your not even legit Gay. you're conformist gay!!
Bob- im sorry :(

by InfiniteBars October 16, 2011

Gay Motorcycle

The phenomenon in media where queer people are given motorcycles, specifically woman.

Hey did you hear that Akali from League of Legends got a *gay motorcycle* in the new KDA mv?

by Sun Senpai 6969 February 23, 2023

Quantumly Gay

Whenever you're stuck in a quantum superposition of not knowing whether the hole you've penetrated is of male or female origin.

Chuck said he penetrated a few suspicious holes at the late-night furry after-party. Guess he's quantumly gay now.

by Kaxon March 28, 2023

Gay Vodka

an ICONIC harry styles encounter with a fan at one of his concerts

H: What are those?
Vodka!
Straight?
no, no I mean straight vodka not are you straight
"It's vodka! straight? No gay!"

GAY VODKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The best of all vodka

by blue-green28 April 14, 2021