In LIFE you get these formations that attest for SEXUAL OWNERSHIP of that pleasant feeling when you do the read of THAT STANFORD AUTHOR on a SEARCH CLASS of his making as you would say the STRANGE LOOP JEREMY from EUGENE, OREGON and LAWERENCE, KANSAS of your theft of the AMAZON PRIME GIFT CARDS at THE CRAIGSLIST SCAM PLACE has come back to haunt AMAZON BOOKS as they are closing all their book stores and I am tickled pink as a former OREGON DUCK as PROFESSOR DOUGLAS HOFSTADTER at exactly 1979 777 page long book is an of I AM A PIECE OF SHIT as the JOKE IS NOT YOUR FAULT but the cries in at exactly automaticlevelrecognition@gmail.com as TWAIN.TIESTO is all in SMILES wearing his OREGON GAS MASK as the fallout from RESORTS WORLD COST OVERRUNS is a nightmare getting worse at GENITALS GENTING.
by PREWH0RE F00D AMAZ0N ASSH0LE April 11, 2022

"That Gas Station Pocket Knife started a shove match with a waiter for getting his girlfriend's order wrong, but he started crying after the waiter threw a punch."
by RalphTheWanderer October 6, 2022

by Mr. Dope Fam April 2, 2017

E.x.: So, there's this Eurobeat song about a guy that's obsessed with car racing to impress her girlfriend. He also seems to like stepping on the gas pedal for some reason.
by FyterX October 26, 2019

Whenever you go down bhills high street you’ll spot this nitty a mile away walking with his bottle of gas fluid ready to spark anyone in their jaw for a 6-inch sub
Got on the bus today and saw the brownhills gas man , he tried to storm on the bus but the local chavs pulled him right off.
by Jesus’ Edgelord February 26, 2021

Gas 5?
Ok
Ok
by proedu October 15, 2020

Person:"Hey, did you hear about the museum exploding?"
Other Person:"Yeah, heard it was caused by a Gas Explosion"
Person;"Funny thing, there wasn't a single gas source large to enough to cause an explosion of the magnitude"
Other Person:" Yeah, funny...."
*It was at this point that Other Person, knew he had to wipe Person's mind of this revelation, or his entire society would be found. And they can't have that, now can they?*
Other Person:"Yeah, heard it was caused by a Gas Explosion"
Person;"Funny thing, there wasn't a single gas source large to enough to cause an explosion of the magnitude"
Other Person:" Yeah, funny...."
*It was at this point that Other Person, knew he had to wipe Person's mind of this revelation, or his entire society would be found. And they can't have that, now can they?*
by Anontheanonymousv January 15, 2019
