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Lazy Fuckness

Lazy Fuckness would be referred to as a condition where you are so lazy, you wont do a damn thing; regardless of how important the situation or task may be.
"Im not doing laundry even though I have absolutely nothing to wear besides my moms old Bon Jovi shirt she wore in the 80's, I must be suffering from lazy fuckness"
by Rachv1016 March 11, 2010
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fuck unit

A unit of measurement that can be made to mean anything. Just like the word fuck.
New York tastes like it's about 50 fuck units away from here.
by preachdumb February 14, 2014
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Destination Fucked

A place where you'll find a woman named Sheila surrounded by fire, a kid flipping the bird, and a fat pig, all while she smashes a beer on her head and attempts to skate off of a roof Tony Hawk style, and eats shit.
"By golly Bob, that woman sent herself straight to Destination Fucked after attempting that sad stunt"
by kingfisher93 November 29, 2018
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fuck light

A light found on some servers and computer equipment indicating a serious error or "fuck up".
Sysadmin 1: "OHHH SHIT, the fuck light's on on this server!"
Sysadmin 2: "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....."
by John Walter Smith May 12, 2011
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destination fucked

There's a sheila drinking beer, and hitting herself. She tries to be Tony Hawk. She fails hard. She lays there for a while. Here's a kid pulling the finger. To the right you'll notice there's a fire. Aaand there's a fat pig.
Ozzy Man said " Someone should write this as the definition of "destination fucked" in the dictionary".
by Grandmastershek November 29, 2018
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fucking moron

A pejorative term for someone who knows absolutely nothing about fucking.
It came to light that he had never had sex before but somehow it just seemed cruel to label him a fucking moron.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2020
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Baton Fucking

Fucking while pouring (in the anus or vagina) concrete with steel bars for reinforcement
I destroyed Jenny's anus while baton fucking her last night
by Eckersley June 15, 2016
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