foot lover

A person who loves feet in every way imaginable

People named Katie are always foot lovers

by footloversareweird August 22, 2021

Foot asphyxiation

Squeezing on a pair of shoes that you really like - but they just wont fit - the Cinderella Syndrome

Shoes sooo tight that you cant get them on, or shoes that have shrunk around your feet as you have been wearing them, or have your feet just swollen - foot asphyxiation my shoe loving people.

by Diet Schmiet November 29, 2010

tae foot

a foot that often has an overly exggatreated arch often with a ton of veins and pig toes

omg stop having a tae foot it's disgusting!

by tae food November 29, 2014

Foot Lettuce

The lettuce at burger king.

-Tommy: Guys lets go get some burger king!
-Friend: NAH they got to much Foot Lettuce

by Smash-cookie-chan November 2, 2020

sunburnt foot

A sunburnt foot is the area on the back of people that is inflexible and reached with great difficulty when one wishes to apply after-solar exposure cream. In elderly people it is often known as the sunburnt yard.

dude1: 'Heeeeey, you know what they say about people with a big sunburnt foot?'
dude2: 'Hell yeah..."

by wise_spatula February 14, 2012

A horse foot without a hoof

Something you really don't wanna see

1: Hey, you wanna see a Horse foot without a hoof?
2: sure ig
1: *shows
2: EEEUGGHHH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IT LOOKS LIKE A MEAT ACORDION WITH NERVE ENDINGS SPROUTING OUT

by anonymous October 30, 2025

Lori Light footed

When one person or persons look to have the appearance of a struck match

Quan looks Lori Light footed, after a day at the beach.

by Tommygun45 January 21, 2023