February 29th

Fuck the absolute shit of out your friends in front of your school while naked and moan until the day ends and rape him/her and piss on his/her face and lick their pussys and have a blowjob day.

Oh let's have a baby in public on February 29th

by Idgsjskwnejk April 30, 2023

February 22

People born on this day are superior in pretty much every aspect. George Washington? Steve Irwin? Guess what birthday they had. This isn't your mother's birthday. Unless it is, in which case happy birthday to her. She's probably the baddest bitch at the soccer camp pickup lines.

Holy shit bro, you're incredible!
Thanks bro, kinda comes with the territory of being born on February 22.
Damn straight. Sucks that I was born in March like any old loser...

by urbsherb27 May 30, 2023

February 11th

BEST PERSON DAY

A day that the most funny, gorgeous, sexy, AWESOME PPL WERE BORN.

"Hey when is your birthday?"

"February 11th"
"Ohh, best person day!"

by AVERAGEPABO July 8, 2023

February 3

February 3rd is a national Alissar day. On this day, people must show how much they love and appreciate Alissar, buy her gifts, and of course get her flowers. This day is also considered a “Yes day”, which means that on February 3rd, “no” doesn’t exist.

-Wow, who did you get peonies for?
-Are you out of your mind, how could you forget that it’s February 3rd, National Alissar day!!!

by user272728282 July 27, 2023

february 26th

BLACK LEVEL DEBUT ANNIVERSARY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"tomorrow is february 26th"
"OMG BLACK LEVEL DEBUT ANNIVERSARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by NO1BLACKLEVELFAN September 26, 2023

February 7 2003

sexy bastards were born on this day

kayla: man kagevista aka the sexy retard is so sexy i want to smash her so badly
kai: february 7 shall be sexy bastards day from now on
kayla: makes sense because she was born on february 7 2003

by the sexy retard B) October 4, 2023

February 30th

The best day out of the entire year
To be used in situations where impossible things become possible

Me: February 30th is my favorite day out of the whole year, it’s when I got a girlfriend

My friend: but..
Me: exactly (*lonely noises*)

by Xxvortex October 4, 2023