February 30th

The best day out of the entire year
To be used in situations where impossible things become possible

Me: February 30th is my favorite day out of the whole year, it’s when I got a girlfriend

My friend: but..
Me: exactly (*lonely noises*)

by Xxvortex October 04, 2023

November 2

Let’s all take a moment of silence for those who already failed no nut November

“Hey it’s only November 2 but did you fail no nut November yet”
“Yes”
“………………………………………”

by Xxvortex November 02, 2022

It’s okay

It’s not okay

My nonexistent girlfriend: we’re breaking up

Me:it’s okay

by Xxvortex November 28, 2023