Foot coma

When you masturbate at least 16 times to feet (all genders).
I can't go to work because I'm in a foot coma.
by OnlyFeet May 24, 2025
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Foot Fairy

A type of Fairy that hangs around your feet.

They may try to Tickle! your feet. And are very mischevious.
They tend to be common
" I spotted a Foot Fairy at my feet the other day!"
by A Charlotte November 10, 2020
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foot fungus

the last thing you’d want in your Burger King burger is foot fungus
Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
by minecraft_volume_beta September 4, 2023
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A term that when heard should inspire a sense of OH F**K... I'M ABOUT TO DIE :), it is NOT a sexual term, and essentially means the same as "I will kick your ass, and not in a good way", if delivered with proper intimidation can immediately shut down a bad situation.
person 1: (is stuck in an enclosed space)

person two: should i help him, Person C?

person c: methinks he deserves to be stuck

person 1: If you don't help me, I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!
by abitchyyoutuber December 25, 2023
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Foot Pudding

when a male ejaculates on someone’s foot
“Let me give you some foot pudding

“I have some pudding for your foot, aka foot pudding”
by poopypoopee July 31, 2021
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Foot Pass

In American football: when a punt is muffed by the receiving team and recovered by the punting team for a gain of yardage, equivalent to a deep pass. The opposite of the arm punt.
The Chiefs' punter Tommy Townsend punted the ball 50 yards, where it was dropped by the Patriots' returner and recovered by the Chiefs, resulting in a net gain of 55 yards. Quite the foot pass by Townsend!
by DanTheWan October 2, 2023
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