El captain penis wrinkle

A tiffani homentowski, someone who is always sits in the zen position
Stop being such a El captain penis wrinkle
by Dr tippydick July 21, 2022
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el hivo

Getting hiv from mexican slut lmao
That bitch gave me el hivo lol
by Stalin did nothing wrong November 29, 2018
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Explicación para el Ale

When you explain something obvious to an oblivious person typically starting the explanation with that phrase
Person 1: wow I can’t believe this is happening

Person 2: Explicación para el Ale: well you shouldn’t because that was said during April 1st
by Armandoestebanquito April 16, 2024
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el niño period

A natural phenomenon known as the El Niño Period occurs about 2-5 times a year and is a period that is significantly more painful than the person's usual periods. Symptoms such as cramps, irritability, stomach pains, mood swings, headaches, food cravings, bloating, and more are heightened in intensity and worse than they usually are. Like El Niño, these periods are an anomaly occurring at irregular intervals characterized by unpredictable acts and instilling fear in those nearby.
Mannnn, this is definitely an El Niño period! I'm so angry, I threatened to run over an old man with my shopping cart because he was blocking the cheez-its and I have NO RAGRETS.
by bingbingbongbong February 25, 2016
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El Tersero : The Cumquat

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: El Tersero : The Cumquat
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025
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el pajarito

Uruguayan football player Federico Valverde has been nicknamed el pajarito (the eagle) by Real Madrid fanbase for his game-winning tackle on Alvaro Morata during the Supercopa de Esapaña 2020.
Zidane brings on el pajarito at the final minute to put the game to an end once and for all!
by soopahnova March 12, 2021
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el cierrale

A fat obese kid! Derived from a mexican commercial in the 80's where the kid looks at the camera and says cierrale (turn it off)as a way to conserve water.
Ayi viene el cierrale ( fat kid).
by guill1234 November 07, 2014
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