Door bagel

A refreshing snack traditionally offered with malice intent upon exit.

Don't let this delicious door bagel hit you on your way out.
"I'm taking the kids to my mothers, i want you and this delicious door bagel gone by the time i return."

by LyricalWordsmith420 May 19, 2018

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doomsdayphobia

The fear of the end of the world (worldwide destruction).

Joe: OH GOD I THINK THE WORLD’S ENDING!
Carson: Joe the world. world is’nt ending, I think it’s just your doomsdayphobia.

by Dynamitesprite473 May 24, 2018

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Doofschnobler

An incompetent bastard, generally lacking in all aspects, stupid. Great ass.

Jake is such a Doofschnobler sometimes.

by jakeyyyboiandhiscomfystructure May 27, 2018

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The seat of the person who has recently told a room silencing joke, one that would make all others feel awkward now that they have heard it. The person being called a “door seat” will have to exit through the door.

Brandon tells an awkward joke; others then proceed to call him a door seat, Brandon must now exit in shame.

by Ham-Hock June 6, 2018