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CrossFit

I'm joining my homosexual friends for some CrossFit.
by Lord Zuke April 9, 2019
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Kentucky Crossbow

When a female gender poops or sharts while wearing a thong. After this a male gender takes the soiled garment and holds it horizontally in front of a mirror. He then draws it back like a crossbow and snaps the shitty garment at the mirror, resulting in a fury of fecal matter on your mirror.
"Oh man I missed a spot shaving this morning because my roomate did a kentucky crossbow last night, and the mirror was filthy."


"The only good thing about that mexican restaurant was that my ol' lady got the shits, so I was able to do a few kentcuky crossbows last night
by Urban Andy February 8, 2009
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crossing the bridge

A way to describe how high an individual is or will be after smoking weed or taking shrooms and or acid.
1) Dude, I've smoked soo much I feel like I'm crossing the bridge man.
2) Man I haven't smoked in a minute, can't wait to cross the bridge tonight.
by Yaboiben November 6, 2015
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closs

(Closs) k-loss-noun; the fate of reality
The way Jess acts in bridge in terebithia after Leslie dies is an example of a closs
by Dwfields1129 December 18, 2017
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cossie

small furry creature; usually has mental problems. see alsowordkimbo-frog.
your swaying like a cossie mate.
by kimbo-frog May 15, 2003
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crass

my ass is crass from the brown grass, it shall not pass, but alas, i fisted in mass, with forced induction, caused by the futile suction of bernhagen reproduction.
crass in the ass lets do it together. crass in the ass its not just the weather.



thats just SUPERFICIAL crass!!!!!!!
by Mr Procrastination April 9, 2005
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CrossEyed

Derived from the student ministry team at Immanuel Baptist Church. A type of teenager who has their eyes fixed on the cross of Jesus Christ.
Hey look at that guy, he is a CrossEyed kid.
by Dan Fox December 1, 2004
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