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Bicycle Clown

A retarded person who doesn't use grammar.
Me: "Hey Xev, you're a bicycle clown."

Xev: "HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
by fourteeneffcali May 15, 2009
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insane clown posse

Used to describe any group of people working for someone who is powerful, delusional, and destructive.

(Not to be confused with the musical group whose lyrics include the following:

"We're not sorry if we tricked you!
We don't care what happens now.
We're not sorry if we tricked you!
We swing our hatchet and we're proud.")
President Trump's insane clown posse wants us to believe in alternative facts instead of proven data.
by Binary Babe January 26, 2017
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Down Clown

A heroin addicted loser.

A Slang term for heroin is down.

Usually lives at shelters, in tents or at the city centre bus stop.

Hobbies of a DOWN CLOWN are:

picK-pocketing; thieving from family; pawning childrens toys/games/clothes; nodding off anywhere and everywhere; drooling; not showering; boosting meat from Safeway; aggressively demanding spare change from young families and business people.
Kid asks, "mom, what's wrong with that dirty man at the bus stop? He yelled at that lady for money then fell over and peed himself!" Mom's reply, "oh honey, that's just a DOWN CLOWN. that's why it's important to stay in school dear!"
by alannabanana604 September 20, 2021
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Burn The Clown

Throwing Paint on a girls vagina and lighting it on fire with a match.
by Venir October 8, 2011
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punish the clown

Wow! Jack Heath can sure punish the clown!
by HMish chats September 27, 2013
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Ultimate Clown Mouth

The Act of going down on a girl while she's on her period and currently has a tampon inserted. After tonguing her bean to squirting point, the head giver bites the string of the tampon and jerks it out of her bloody vagina, then proceeds to thrash his/her head back and forth like a pitbull slapping the blood soaked cuntrag across both cheeks until it looks like a big red clown mouth. Best performed on heavy flow days.
Lucy-"Why is Dad's face bloody?!?!?"

Peter-"Looks like Ultimate Clown Mouth, Mom must be raggin again"

Lucy-"Fucking gross Dad..."

Dad-"Why so serious?"
by Poopsex Phenomenon May 9, 2011
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Sad Clown

When a gentleman is performing oral pleasures to a young woman who unbeknownst to him, begins her menstrual cycle. Upon completing the task the gentleman emerges from her nether regions with the appearance of a Sad Clown.
Ewww my gentleman lover, I greatly appreciate the attention to my loins however I believe I may have begun my monthly curse upon your face you sad clown.
by barryommm May 2, 2016
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