flump cake 

a dorky kid that waddles because of his/her out-of-proportionally large ass

that kid's a flump cake.

flump cake by Ballz13 December 1, 2009

Wedge cake 

Who the fuck knows?

Dave: That sket is an absolute wedge cake.
Jacob: yeh i know, i love a bit of wedge cake.
Billy: mate, tell me about it.
James: bois fuck off, its all about the arsehole.

Wedge cake by DJ BJ no 1 April 10, 2010

Slayer Cake 

When you fill a toilet half full with bloody diarrhea.

My doctor says that it's not healthy to slayer cake every morning.

Slayer Cake by mrshankoknahsrmrshankoknahsrm September 13, 2011

Vagina-cake 

a girl who likes to put a tampon in with the door unlocked and her roommate right outside.

Amber walks in saying "hope your not naked!"
roommate " omg iam i was about to put in a tampon"
Amber "eeeek you are such a vagina-cake"

Vagina-cake by southerngirl1713 March 7, 2012

Mud Cake Tuna 

When a statement is misheard between two or more inebriated individuals resulting in one thinking the other said something completely different.

Initially derived when one drunk individual misheard another and thought he said mud cake tuna. After finding no reference to Mud Cake Tuna on the internet, a definition was derived based on what had happened. Essentially resulting in the Mud Cake Tuna that happened creating the phrase and definition simultaneously.

Person 1: What are those monkey's doing?
Person 2: Did you say "mud cake tuna"?

Mud Cake Tuna by ChickenO'theSea November 9, 2012

Door Cake

Office Door Cake (Dor-keik);

The kind of cake that gets smashed all over your shirt after a co-worker opens the door too quickly from the other side. Generally happens when cake is served due to office birthdays.

Co-worker #1: What do you think of the new guy?
Co-worker #2: That asshole office door caked me the other day and ruined my shirt. I hate him.

Door Cake by flunflinflas July 28, 2014

Triple cake 

When you get cake, sex, and nudes

Damn Trevor got triple cake from Taysha last night

Triple cake by Tdawg_miller April 7, 2017