Snogging the toothless clown

Cunnilingus with a woman whose pubis is unusually thick and bushy.

When we went for lunch, Cedric smiled at the waitress and he had whopping great pubes like bed springs between his teeth! I reckon he was snogging the toothless clown last night!

by Nuphagus January 5, 2020

Clown

Anyone in the Skam France fandom

you guys are a bunch of clowns because mayla didn't kiss

by a clowns May 27, 2020

Clown hunt

When you and your local boys are going out on a hunt for clowns

Oi Bruv wanna get the g's out and go for a cheeky clown hunt while popping xanies so we can finally get over our depression?

by Liam Byrne October 18, 2016

clown snatch

A red headed female whose pubic hair resembles that of a clown.

I think clown snatch is wanting my johnson.

by urbandiclova October 20, 2010

bouncing out a clown

The act of defecation. Sometimes known as "putting a baboon into orbit" or " launching a monster."

"Hey, have you seen Eric the boy vampire?"
"No, he's probably in the filthy bathroom, bouncing out a clown."

by Hair and teeth February 17, 2025

An absolute clown

A girl who the boy likes her and then she catches feelings and he doesn’t like her anymore

Nicole is an absolute clown and how dare
Pietro do that to her.

by Mouse lover November 9, 2019

Bitches and Clowns

Often used in similar phrasing to "for the birds". Trivial, stupid, crass or below your dignity:

Dubstep is for bitches and clowns.

by PinkeySherbet October 20, 2017