by fhomas December 4, 2020
Get the Breaking the Honey Potmug. Hym "Breaking news! I'm running out of 'things that go in ovens' to call him. A Thanksgiving turkey! Living lasagna! Assorted bakery foods. Muffin (a repeat), Brownies (Which SOUNDS racist but isn't), Birthday Cake (Just seems lazy), A ziti? Baked ziti? I don't even know what that is. It's hard to think of non-bakery things. Meatloaf (another repeat). Roast beef? Do jews have baked goods? That'd be like a poptart cooking a poptart, wouldn't it? Pizza. Calzones. A baby. You can cook a baby in an oven. So, that counts... Hmmm... Pie. Obviously. Stuffed hashbrowns... I need to cook more."
by Hym Iam February 29, 2024
Get the Breaking news!mug. Similar the heart break, but you regain the ability to breathe and function immediately after you nut. When you feel sad, just remember this saying....Nut hard, nut fast, nut first, nut last.
I had a serious case of nut-break when the girl I hung out with 5 times stopped called me back. I had to nut before I could go to work just to function. I had a case of nut break, not heart-break.
by roundeyemcgee April 13, 2021
Get the Nut Breakmug. by Euuuuuphrates December 6, 2022
Get the Breaking Jackmug. by El Clean March 11, 2025
Get the Break you offmug. Going to the local park during school's lunch break and getting the greatest blowjob from your bf/gf
by anonymous2718 September 27, 2022
Get the Lunch Break Specialmug. “We should really go fix that pump Jim”, “no worries Davey we can stop for a Richard break when we get there”
by Chimmychangas June 16, 2018
Get the richard breakmug.