you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog

perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.

dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"

dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>

by b4stard November 10, 2005

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022

Asshole

someone with the name of danny libretti

did u hear what danny libretti said such an asshole!

by fudisokdbfhd October 24, 2019

Pablo Pic-Asshole

When you are about to have sex doggy style but you are so drunk from drinking wine you look down and see 6 ass cheeks and 3 assholes. You close 1 eye hold your thumb up in front of your face (the thumbs up sign) stick your tongue out to 1 side of your mouth (like a French Painter looking at a subject they are painting) and say “Oui, Oui, Oui” (yes in French). You don’t necessarily have to stick your thumb in her (preferably a female) ass to pull this off.

“Shane, I was so fucking drunk last night when I was about to fuck this girl I met doggy style, I was seeing 3 assholes. I had to pull a Pablo Pic-Asshole to figure out which of the 3 holes to stick it in. . . “

by @RealPipeLayer March 4, 2019

asshole

my dad

He is such an asshole (talking about my dad)

by em02 April 11, 2022

Asshole

Someone that talks shit. The mouth of some assholes even start resembling an anus due to excessive shit talking. A recent example is president Donald's recurring pout/duck face.

The president of the USA is, for the first time, a chronic asshole.

by Besquetiossi November 17, 2019

Asshole

Something you can lick shit out of!

I licked your asshole and it tasted like shat!

by Penispussyfuck February 28, 2017