perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.
dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"
dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>
dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>
by b4stard November 10, 2005
Get the you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dogmug. Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?
No Kyle, what the fuck man!?
No Kyle, what the fuck man!?
by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022
Get the Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gaymug. by OwO_master June 27, 2020
Get the Assholemug. Until a female that tells people what to do is prepared to also be the same asshole the males who do the same thing are, there won't be any real social justice, it's just talk that sounds good and might even be popular for a while with some people as a phrase. Females don't want the social stigma males get from being the asshole, but they want what they see as the benefits of it, when in reality males aren't given any more respect than any other group of people, nobody is. Any respect earned is also respect that can be lost, and nobody owes anybody respect.
A lot of people want to be an asshole or do what an asshole, they just don't want to be known as an asshole ( get the negative press for it, become the scapegoat) when it's no longer trending (when they're outnumbered by people that don't think of themselves as assholes or jerks).
by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021
Get the Assholemug. by ALTheKid May 11, 2017
Get the Assholemug. A disgusting, abhorrent multi stage sex act. Initially, an individual of indeterminate sex is administered a total of five pounds of chili peppers by a pair of men. After the individual shits themselves (due to the copious amounts of chilli peppers they've consumed), the two men start smothering the individual's arse in sriracha sauce, until the individual's rectum feels as if it has been set ablaze as a result of the hot sauce flowing down their asshole. Then, the two men carefully mix the shit and the hot sauce before licking it off avidly.
Man 1: Whoa! That chick's hot as hell! Should we ask if she wants to experience the Texan Asshole Blaze?
Man 2: Fuck yea! You know I'm into that!
Man 2: Fuck yea! You know I'm into that!
by Gienekcat. October 4, 2025
Get the Texan Asshole Blazemug. An asshole is an individual that has seemingly dedicated their entire existence to making everybody else's lives miserable. These people are frequently aloof and consider themselves to be superior to those who they are mean to. Typical asshole behavior includes spreading falsehoods about others, pushing others down to get them where they want to go, and treating others poorly. Although there are many varieties of assholes the worst types are the ones that are also simultaneously douchebags and false angels. Although not necessarily true for all varieties of assholes, a great many types of assholes are also ignorant and manipulative.
Individual 1: I don't understand how someone can be such a complete and total asshole!
Individual 2: Yeah, how in the world can they be so mean to people and somehow get away with it?!
Individual 3: Yeah, they're a complete asshole, but the only one who can change them is themselves. *Sips tea.*
Individual 2: Yeah, how in the world can they be so mean to people and somehow get away with it?!
Individual 3: Yeah, they're a complete asshole, but the only one who can change them is themselves. *Sips tea.*
by The * Impossible * Girl May 23, 2018
Get the Assholemug.