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shitty anal

When you give a girl anal and she craps on your dick.
“at this moment, he realized that she had alittle too many drinks, and he was about to recieve Shitty Anal.”
by Myasscrack December 9, 2016
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anal ghost

When the anus continues gaping long after a vigorous bout of anal sex, as if something is still in there.
Gem: I gave that bitch an anal ghost last night, she was gaping for hours.
Max: Dude, that's pretty fucked up.
by Rectum_AnnihilatorIV March 1, 2016
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Anal bowl

When a bowl grows a anus and gives you so much anal you precum then expode becuase of how much cum gets shoved in your ass by the bowl. You ultimately explode into thousands of little meaty bits, almost swimming in the cum that exploded with you. It paints the wall like one of your french girls and your mom comes in to congratulate you.
Guy 1: Hey have you seen Joe?
Guy 2: Yes, I heard he got the anal bowl. Poor guy
by Scribble_D3mon November 6, 2019
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Anal orca

During anal the woman shits on the males penis usually causing a penile infection
Aww man my girlfriend was hammered last night and gave me an anal orca
by Og Orange November 20, 2019
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Anal roommate

A person that you live with and engage in anal sex with.
Hey Maureen how long have you and Mark been together. No we’re not together sorta FWB we just live together he’s just my Anal Roommate.
by Ttk1027 November 26, 2019
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Anal tweakage

When someone, usually your boss or a dick higher up the reporting line than you, insists on making small, totally unnecessary adjustments to what you've been working on for HOURS just to prove the point that a) they are more senior than you and b) they are in fact a dick
Oh bloody hell, don't show that slide deck to Mongo, he's bound to want a bit of anal tweakage on that bad boy
by Doobyduck December 10, 2019
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Anal Disaster

When you eat a DQ cotton candy blizzard and you immediately shit yourself because of a lactose intolerance.
Rob went to DQ and shared his cotton candy blizzard with the group, suddenly there was a Anal Disaster in the bathroom.
by Queso D April 20, 2019
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