you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog

perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.

dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"

dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>

by b4stard November 10, 2005

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022

Screaming asshole

When one surprises another with their gaped asshole (bent over) while screaming to draw attention to the act.

Fred: I just got out of the shower and Joe was waiting for me around the corner with a screaming asshole
Steve: Damn Fred, how deep in did you see?
Fred: It was a deep screaming asshole for sure

by Quazis March 21, 2021

Asshole

The part where of thanos body that ant-man crawl throw to end thanos in endgame.

Thanos:
Ant-man and his ants: *Ant noises*(crawl in his asshole and expand.

by X_youngxking_x March 25, 2019

Asshole

asshole is a term for someone who acts like a jerk. there are two types of assholes:
1) the type to act like a common asshole
2) the type who is just something else but still acts like an asshole (like humans were monkeys)

rando person: bro kevin is such an asshole
other rando person: kevin is just a different breed
rando person: kevin is just a different species of asshole 🙄

by anonymous October 13, 2021

Asshole Face

when calling them a dick head isnt enough

Kelly you're an asshole face bitch

by SilverWolf42090 March 6, 2019

Assholes

It explains what you all are ;)

My mom: kids are such assholes
Me: *in head* you are to :>

by Build a Bitch <3 July 17, 2021