Tear a new asshole
Tear a new asshole by Turro June 7, 2009
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Asshole Tax
A tax that is charged to a "friend" who is an asshole for one reason or another (such as cock blocking, never having money for bills, is literally an ass to you, or other such reason that will piss the Taxer off) or for debts owed. Asshole tax does not have to be of monetary value but needs only to be something that is worth something to you or the asshole.
For instance, you may take an ex-roomates computer as asshole tax since that asshole never paid bills, ate all the food, and banged your girlfriend.
If the taxee wishes to get the taxed item back, i.e. he wants his computer back, he may trade the taxer something of equal or greater value(value being worth something to you e.g. you don't need his computer, but you do need an iPod. You trade his iPod for his computer. The computer being worth more money, but the iPod being worth more to you.)
Be warned that severe assholes may try to recover taxed property through legal means, but don't worry, the law is on your side because everyone hates asshole.
For instance, you may take an ex-roomates computer as asshole tax since that asshole never paid bills, ate all the food, and banged your girlfriend.
If the taxee wishes to get the taxed item back, i.e. he wants his computer back, he may trade the taxer something of equal or greater value(value being worth something to you e.g. you don't need his computer, but you do need an iPod. You trade his iPod for his computer. The computer being worth more money, but the iPod being worth more to you.)
Be warned that severe assholes may try to recover taxed property through legal means, but don't worry, the law is on your side because everyone hates asshole.
Example 1
Tom: "Dude isn't that Steve's computer?"
Bob: "Yeah, but I consider it asshole tax"
Example 2
Steve: "Dude isn't that my computer?"
Bob: "Yeah, but I consider it asshole tax"
Steve: "Snap... I'll trade you my iPod for it."
Bob: "I could use an iPod... Deal."
Example 3
Steve: "Hey Bob, you going to the store?"
Bob: "Yeah"
Steve: "Here is a twenty... get me a drink and a pack of smokes."
*20 minutes later*
Bob: "Here is your drink and smokes."
Steve: "What about my change?"
Bob: "Asshole tax."
Steve: "Snap."
Tom: "Dude isn't that Steve's computer?"
Bob: "Yeah, but I consider it asshole tax"
Example 2
Steve: "Dude isn't that my computer?"
Bob: "Yeah, but I consider it asshole tax"
Steve: "Snap... I'll trade you my iPod for it."
Bob: "I could use an iPod... Deal."
Example 3
Steve: "Hey Bob, you going to the store?"
Bob: "Yeah"
Steve: "Here is a twenty... get me a drink and a pack of smokes."
*20 minutes later*
Bob: "Here is your drink and smokes."
Steve: "What about my change?"
Bob: "Asshole tax."
Steve: "Snap."
Asshole Tax by djSyntek August 14, 2008
french toast my asshole
Alanis: "It's like rain on your wedding day, a no smoking sign on your cigarette break, like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife, like meeting the man of your dreams...then meeting his beautiful wife.........
FRENCH TOAST MY ASSHOLE . "
FRENCH TOAST MY ASSHOLE . "
french toast my asshole by urbandiclova October 21, 2010
asshole trip
Someone who is an asshole and trips on something like shrooms or tylenol or gangsta trips as well. They are hardcore, dickass motherfuckers that everyone likes or wants to like.fucker
Nick: Dude Kramer, your such an asshole trip yet everyone likes you.
Hager: Kramer, your sweet.
Kramer: Thanks guy.
Hager: Kramer, your sweet.
Kramer: Thanks guy.
asshole trip by vatoriffic January 5, 2005
Burny Asshole
When your asshole burns around the sphincter because you didn't wipe your ass good enough and you have to shove toliet paper in it.
Burny Asshole by WTF is a pseudonym?? March 12, 2009