Foot asphyxiation

Squeezing on a pair of shoes that you really like - but they just wont fit - the Cinderella Syndrome

Shoes sooo tight that you cant get them on, or shoes that have shrunk around your feet as you have been wearing them, or have your feet just swollen - foot asphyxiation my shoe loving people.

by Diet Schmiet November 29, 2010

Foot

The lower bit of the leg below the ankle, on which a person stands or walks.

You: Is your foot okay?
Them: Yeah, I got some painkillers.

by steadycallin9 February 23, 2021

Like a 50 foot chicken wing

A phrase to describe how awesome you are feeling. A normal chicken wing is great, now x50 is beyond awesome.

"hey man, how are you doing?"
"like a 50 foot chicken wing"

by MajesticSnoek March 18, 2022

Foot

Foot musty crusty dusty

Go take a shower you need to wash your foot

by Killashots November 10, 2022

Triple Footed Duck Fucked

When you are working the " three legged duck" while getting Fucked,

When she asked me to come over, I had to hit her with the Triple Footed Duck Fucked, and POOF she went down south for the winter. (

by Mr&MrsSpitz September 16, 2025

flat footing

When one uses their foot ontop of a man's tip. A type of feet kink.

He literally started flat footing my dick bro.

by slayhennysx July 19, 2023

Lego Foot Massage

The ultimate form of self hate

Friend: Hey buddy, how are we feeling?
You: I want a Lego Foot Massage
Friend: Gosh Diddly Dang

by soupylego August 14, 2021