100% Milk

Absolute certainty. To be unequivocally sure of something.

bloke 1: hey man, are you sure you don't some of this curried chick pea tofu sandwich?
bloke 2: 100% milk

by bobjones March 31, 2006

Milk Mustache

After cumming in a girl, she takes her finger and sticks it inside her vagina to get the cum out. Then she takes the cum and rubs it on your upper lip.

Female empowering version of a sexual joke.

I was laying with this chick after I blew my load and then she gave me a milk mustache.

by MustachiodeMilk June 04, 2009

spilt milk

when a chick is sucking your dick and she starts laughing right as you start to cum, and the cum starts to spill out her nose.

That bitch was deep throating my dick when all of a sudden i noticed she had some spilt milk coming out her nose.

by shawn May 27, 2004

got milk

diary ( california cow eating straw on tv )

hang loose on 5th & main ( LA man) a diary walked by!
Yo chicka dee U got milk. Check out my vintage space craft!

by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006

milk toast

jus semen on toast...

mmmmm boy make me some milk toast ;0)

by jusgill69 May 30, 2004

Ownage Milk

A dazzling F2P PKer of Runescape. Astonishing skill and titanic stats make Ownage Milk a truely ravishing PKer. This guy OWNS!

I saw Ownage Milk KOing defence nubs in Mid BH yesterday. Only seconds later he KO'd me aswell...

by RiboflavinYah March 24, 2008

Swimming in the Milk

Everyone knows what this means. There really is no need to explain. If you dont know what it means you are a crusty loser.

Liddy doesnt know what swimming in the milk means therefore he is a loser.

by andrew16 January 24, 2007