The Long Log Llama

The Long Log Llama (otherwise known as "The Ole' Triple L") is another way to describe the longest finger on your hand that you would effectively use to push difficult poops down hard-to-squeeze-into places such as a sink, a shower drain, or other unidentified sources in which you have chosen to defecate into in a 'non-traditional manner.'

Hey Man, you might have to use the Long Log Llama to get the rest of that bootycake down the drain.

I was struggling to get my dookie down the drain but I remembered I had The Ole' Triple L at my disposal.

by The DIY Plumber April 17, 2024

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Long Moment

It's like a blonde moment, except with tall people with acts of clumbsyness.

Example in kitchen:
Harry: I'm just gonna sit down.

Harry bangs his long self on the table
Roy: Haha you just had a long moment Kidda!
Harry: LOL

Example in garden:
Harry walks into a hanging basket.

Example on bus:
Harry smashes head off roof.

by Bone's Kitchen Crew October 24, 2010

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long term senioritis

Long term (LT) senioritis involves the usual symptoms of senioritis that have not been repressed after senior year. LT senioritis is this feeling of laziness and homework angst that continues on even after Senior year is long over. Most college students go through this crippling illness, feeling the need to lie down on the floor and neglect all responsibilities.

Teacher: You're an adult now! You should be responsible already!
Student: NO. I HAVE LONG TERM SENIORITIS.

by misterjoe October 07, 2013

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Dick Long When She Making It Trickle

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 09, 2025

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Long puddin'

Long puddin' is an extension of the word puddin', quite literally. It means a long, floppy penis, of more than 7-8 inches when flaccid. It can also mean the ball sack is particularly long or droopy, but the phrase mostly refers to the penis.

"Wow! Gotta get me some of that Long puddin'!"

by TheHamMan15 October 01, 2016

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