cat marriage

Marley and Emmes wedding thats really cute and has lots of cats

Marley and Emme? Yeah, they're about to have a cat marriage.

by Otterqueen November 12, 2016

slip-cat

When the dick misses the vaginal entrance during sexual intercorse

I completely slip-catted last night with Ashley, went into the back door instead

by Mickey John November 16, 2016

elusive cat

An individual who has committed to something but whether or not they will show up is anyone's guess. Also someone who's priorities and character you can't quite pin down over a long period time.

John: Have you seen Anna recently? Do you know if she's coming to the event, she said she would be there.

Steven: I don't know man, she's an elusive cat.

by Brice E December 1, 2016

stuff the cat

A female term for masturbation.

When I'm lonely and I get horny I like to take my favorite toy and stuff the cat.

by MLE123 December 30, 2015

cat scratcher

A cat scratcher is a slightly younger man who pursues attractive cougars.

My cougar needed a late night cat scratcher, so I drove over in the rain and got my brains fucked out.

by Jenniecat March 21, 2016

whompuss cat

A tree dwelling wook that hails from the Russell Fork River.

Don't trust a Whompuss Cat with your stuff he will lose it.

by Uncle Grimpuss March 23, 2016

Cat Beard

A lonely and grouchy woman with multiple cats and furry face.

Be careful, Cat Beard is on the warpath - someone must have taken her razor.

by Cat Beard April 2, 2016