you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog

perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.

dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"

dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>

by b4stard November 09, 2005

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

by kinky shit enthusiast January 17, 2022

Flappy Asshole

(n.) When you are so hungry, you eat your parenters rectum and chew it till the sun comes down.

Dude, when you fell asleep I gave you a Flappy Asshole

by Bigwigglyjugger June 20, 2022

Checkered asshole

When your dick is rigged and leaves their asshole checkered

"I left her with a checkered asshole last night"

by Cheesed asshole? November 01, 2016

Snow asshole

When you get attacked 3 or more times, by the same player, in Warzone on TopWar

This dude hit me 3 times in Warzone! He is a snow asshole!

by Midget_Kinks March 11, 2021

asshole snorkeling

When you explore the caverns and recesses of your colon to remove debris, possibly with a douchebag, but not necessarily.

I had to go asshole snorkeling because I took too much acetominophen and a multivitamin that made staff ask me if I was constipated yet or not, at the ward.

by Moss the Boss visiblydistorted July 17, 2020

Strangle your asshole

strangling someone's asshole mean squeezing the hell out of someone's ass

when we get home tonight im gonna strangle your asshole

by StrangeSalt November 05, 2024