Dick

a penis.

She told me I need dick enlargement so I decided to buy a Gucci from Alexandra

Fuck she's a vampire

I'm raving on this shit like mozana

Therefore she was yellow like the sun

I'm sipping on Oros, like my dick

She told me to fuck it fuck, no I'm studying

Damn I just jumped the Zimbabwean butahs off Mosana damn we eat Sata

(Fucking it fucking it)

my dick is a vagina, dam I look like lil nes x

I live in Abuto where all thee coloureds are

Their PP's are small like my grend father.

by CharyTheSafari July 5, 2022

Urban Dick

Someone who speaks so much slang that it’s a different language

“D P Chakras Da Zongos Me Longo!”
“What’d he say?”
“I dunno he’s an Urban Dick”

by Pop Candy July 5, 2022

dick

my dad.

kaelyn’s dad is a dick

by weinasniffer July 5, 2022

Plural Dick

Having sex with 2+ dicks.

“Last night I took a Plural Dick! It felt amazing!”

by Olive ^_^ August 8, 2022

Dick-Turd

When a discharge of Santorum

becomes so thick and engorged, that it becomes a football shaped mass of homophobia and bigotry. Said dick turd must be immediately discharged into the nearest receptacle (in Santorums case, probably a back alley $5 gloryhole).

That guy’s a Dick-Turd

I passed a kidney stone the other day. Was a real Santorum of a Dick-Turd

by Big Papi Jewlo August 8, 2022

Welder Dick

Dick that is attached to a man who has mastered metal fabrication and welding. This man will only last about 10 minutes before running out of breath but will deliver the most outstanding performance of his life, leaving you speechless, sore, and satisfied.

Joe: Why is your phone going off all day today?
Jim: I just gave this girl from the bar last night some welder dick
Joe: Damn well mute your phone then

by weldingstan August 8, 2022

Dick

Another word for penis or cock

Damn daddy thats a big ass dick

by Zjniggas August 9, 2022