fuck crap

Similar to Damnit or oh snap. When something goes array.

Tim: *walks in a bar and sees pretty woman*
"Hey baby!"
(Person turns around, just a man with a mullet)

Tim:"Fuck crap!"

by Jellybean131313 January 25, 2019

Fuck thot

Fuck thot: the act in which a woman leads a man on when she’s been talking to multiple men, then chooses to be with the ugliest one of the bunch.

Rick: DUDE, I was talking to Melissa but I found out my other friend was too. Now she’s with a guy who could suck chrome off a trailer hitch.

Carlos: damn g, she sounds like a fuck thot.

by Coochie eater 6969 July 4, 2021

fuck a cactus

something you say to somebody you dont like when they annoy you.

person: brolby is better than brikey
you: go fuck a cactus

by queen_izzy090197 April 23, 2018

Fuck off

Used when pissed off at something or some one that is being a jackass

Fuck off you mother fucking bitch ass hoe

by Xoxo_broken_dreams July 6, 2019

Fucked

Tired/knocked for 6 after a pure graft

Awww mate I’m pure fucked after that shift

by Katem84 October 21, 2022

The Gru Fuck Maneuver

A Sex Position In Which One Uses Their Noses On One’s Privates Then Smell Them! The Couple Will Win A Ticket Of 2 To Minions: The Rise Of Gru If They Can Recreate A Random PornHub Scene Of Choice

Afaan: Ani Luna Irratti Gru Fuck Maneuver Raawwadheen Tikeetii 2 Gara Rise Of Gru Cause Isheen Stepbro Irra Deebitee Uumte Mo'ate!
Tom: So You Performed The Gru Fuck Maneuver And Won 2 Tickets To Rise Of Gru Cause She Recreated Stepbro!
Affan: Eeyyee!
Tom: OK!

by TMIpixel July 2, 2022

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when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos

damn, my girl really gave me the

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last night!

by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023